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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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awesomegoddess asked: So I was at walmart getting some planting supplies and they had a small ficus on sale and I almost got it because then technically I could say hi to you every day. I figure at the very least you'll get some kind of sense that you are communicating with someone who is far away from you. XD

My ficus sense is tingling…

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Also you ALMOST got it? I’m hurt :D

You’d think, being shorter, that I would escape most head-bonk dangers; but unfortunately it also means that I don’t pay attention or even see the sorts of things most people would be very aware of. 

I hit my head on the bus mirror today. And not for the first time »

Eurythmics VS The White Stripes

—Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army

siggymcpissyface:

hasanashomestucklair:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

I hate to be that person but I was listening to this while scrolling down my dash and suddenly this gif from this post came up and I ?????????????

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oHH MY GOOODDDD

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Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.

—Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.

robotsandfrippary:

tamerobot:

flatbear:

carterson-the-mortal:

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEE

HOLY DANG I KNOW WHAT I’M PLAYING AT WORK ALL DAY.

o_________o

now we need dongcopter.

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the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

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lo-kithe:


Groot appreciation post | Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy 2013 #4

I never thought I’d use the word cute to describe this dude, buT LOOK AT THAT FACE.


GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

lo-kithe:

Groot appreciation post | Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy 2013 #4

I never thought I’d use the word cute to describe this dude, buT LOOK AT THAT FACE.

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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